Ode to the Animals

Loretta is a dumb ol' dog Loretta is a dumb ol' dog She's short and fat and built like a log Loretta is a dumb ol' dog She's a dumb ol' dog She's a dumb ol' dog Waylon is a big ol' bear You can't take him anywhere He's big and white and shed's all his hair Waylon is a big ol' bear He's a big ol' bear He's a big ol' bear Chumby is a big fat rat We found him at a laundry mat His brother, Frank, we found out back Two big fat happy rats Two big fat rat's Two big fat rat's Buck was big fat cat He died of a heart attack Nine long years and just like that Buck was a big fat cat Big fat cat Big, fat, dead, cat Loretta is a dumb ol' dog Loretta is a dumb ol' dog She's short and fat and built like a log Loretta is a dumb ol' dog She's a dumb ol' dog She's a dumb ol' dog Close enough