She's Not on the Menu

Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate

Well, every time he sees her he just has to masturbate

He wants her luscious breasts on the end of his fork

But all this menu offers is chicken, beef and pork

But I don't want that girl to be mine

For breakfast, lunch or suppertime

She's not a sex object, but a person too (I know that)

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

He wants to eat her body just like a plate of fries

And suck out all the gravy that seeps into her thighs

He says he loves that girl and he thinks that it's true

'Cause every time she speaks to him, he cums into his soup

But I don't want that girl to be mine

For breakfast, lunch or suppertime

She's not a sex object, but a person too (I know that)

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu