Tesla Bot

Guess who arrived, Tesla Bot You and me will be best friends I do dangerous tasks like slide in girls DM's I'm your helping hand You don' t even have to ask I do your boring meetings Just wearing a mask And if you have a bad day Bro just clap your hands 'Cause tesla bot likes to, dance dance dance! Go Optimus, go go! Go Optimus, go go go! Hi my friend I'm Tesla Bot I am the best thing you bought I make you laugh and I work a lot Yeah! It's me! It's Tesla Bot! Yo Bro! Where's my pe?! EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! Three weeks later optimus changed a lot Doesn't care about his tasks And forgot to feed the dog He spends all my cash on skins Chilling with his robot bros Let's go to metaverse and check for robot hoes! And to top it off he tells my boss to shut his front door You're dumber than a comodore 64! Optimus that's enough! kcid ym kcus sozeb ffej What happened to my Tesla Bot? The most useless thing that I bought He killed my dog and I lost my job I need some help with my Tesla Bot Have you tried lithium? My Tesla Bot is chill as fu after smokin Hey Tesla Bot try this. It's lithium, you're gonna love it! He booted up and guess what, Tesla Bot starts to dance He is back to normal and he listens to my commands Tesla Bot lift your hands! High Five! We're best friends We go for bike rides, he spots me at the gym We do spa days, now we're a super team! I smoke everyday and I work a lot Do you want me to take a picture of you? Yeah, why not Where's the release button? Just pull my finger This is me and Tesla Bot He now has changed cause he smokes a lot And in case that you forgot This dogs by boston dynamics suck