Somebody once told me that if you Rick-rolled me
That a monkey would bite your knee
I think I saw a Yeti or maybe Guy Fieri
Cooking up some macaroni
(Six months later) while eating some potatoes
I got an itchy bite from a flea
It left a little crater the size of a third-grader
And now I'm gonna need a new knee
Hold on, the song ain't over, just ask my dog, Rover
And let make you a believer
I washed the wound with soap and used a microscope
Oh, my God, the flea is Justin Bieber
(Meme cat, meme cat, meme cat, ooh!)
