Squirrels in the basement

Raccoons in the walls

Centipedes with stingers

Do not feed to dogs

Guaranteed humane

Yes we have live bait

Creak in the crawlspace

Could be deadly snakes

We always aim for

The right kind of rage

We'll sterilize your yard

Run your dogs around the park

Now we have rental cars

Stop by our cocktail bar

Call us day or night

We'll haul your trees away

Buy our turf blend

Stays green for centuries

Never mow again

We'll sterilize your yard

Run your cats around the park

Now try our rental cars

Stop by our sandwich bar

Call us any time at night

Call us day or night