Santa's Got a Dirty Job (feat. Mike Rowe & The Oak Ridge Boys)

Woo! Doggy! Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job And he does it all night long Well, every year old Santa Claus loads up in his sleigh And them reindeer running in front of him kick buttock in his face And those chimneys he goes climbing down Ain't exactly all that fun But if he don't do it, nobody will So, Santa's gonna get the job done Don't you know that? Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job And he does it all night long Through wind and rain and blinding snow Santa Claus never slows down He's gotta keep on pushin' them reindeer hard If he's gonna hit every town Sneakin' in, sneakin' out for a twenty four hours straight Gotta outrun them big yard dogs Gotta do whatever it takes Don't you know that? Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job And he does it all night long You know, John, I was just thinkin' Old Santa Claus, he's a big man (he is) He visits over three hundred million folks every year (woo!) And every year he goes, you know what he finds? (What?) Cookies and he eats them, he's gotta He's Santa Claus, it'd be rude not to, I'm just sayin' You wake up in the middle of the night and you see That big man in your house makin' a B-line for the bathroom You best get out of his way, 'cause you know Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job And he does it all night long Santa Claus got a dirty job (a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job) Santa Claus got a dirty job And he does it all night long Yes, he does it all night He does it all night long Woo! Merry Christmas, Mike Rowe Merry Christmas, John Boy