Real Life is Too Unrealistic

I pussied out of a threesome

They were both decent

Still, I kept my fleece on

Can't keep the cab man waiting

He's gotta get his payment

4.7 on the rating

Text me your postcode again

Man, I got a new phone

And I know I got a girlfriend now, but

Why you gotta put me in the friend-zone?

I'm on the list plus ninety-nine

Anywhere you wanna go so

You know I feel at home when I'm not at home

Just a let a man know

And I know it look good 

We make it look

We make it look good

Oh, no

'Cause real life 

Real life is too unrealistic

And I know it look good 

We make it look

We make it look good

Oh, no

'Cause real life 

Real life is too unrealistic

She told me she don't like pictures

Only got, like, five on her profile 

I told her I don't like housemates

Dem awkward exchanges dere

Maybe we could take it on the Kodak 

It feels better when things are blurry

Maybe we could do it at the venue

Yeah, we're gonna meet your lot there

Still, I got a pocket full of DJ fee right now

Brandies on me right now  

I'm on the list plus ninety-nine 

Anywhere you wanna go so

You know I feel at home when I'm not at home

Just let a man know  

And I know it look good 

We make it look

We make it look good

Oh, no

'Cause real life 

Real life is too unrealistic

And I know it look good 

We make it look

We make it look good

Oh, no

'Cause real life 

Real life is too unrealistic

'Cause real life 

Real life is too unrealistic

'Cause real life 

Real life is too unrealistic