Conspiracy Theorist

Started off in Santa Claus Ended up in therapy And grand conspiracies Brought up to believe in love Saw first hand you screwed it up Failed monogamy Oh how naive That promises were always meant for keeping I nearly believed That everything that happens has a meaning I'm half a realist Half conspiracy theorist The moon was made in Hollywood There's aliens in the neighbourhood It could make sense to me And now I don't know what is what The danger is I'm floating off In insecurity Oh gravity Pull me back to scientific reason I nearly believed That everything that happens has a meaning I'm half a realist Half conspiracy theorist Half a realist Half conspiracy theorist Look what you did Left me with nobody to believe in I nearly believed That everything that happens has a meaning Half a realist Half conspiracy theorist I'm half a realist Half conspiracy theorist