Vampires Don't Use Hand Dryers (Remaster)

I bumped into Dracula He seemed kind of alright But his hands were soaking wet So I had to ask him why And he said Vampires Don't use hand dryers Vampires Don't use hand dryers I said that's pretty weird you know What have you got against a machine that blows Hot air onto your hands It's good enough for everyone else in this land He said Vampires Don't use hand dryers Vampires Don't use hand dryers Then one of his vampire friends Strolled up and he had dry hands And I said "Dracula here told me That vampires don't use hand dryers Why would that be?" Dracula's friend said "Vampires DO use hand dryers ...definitely." Vampires Definitely use hand dryers "It's just Dracula is a bit of a weirdo That's all."