I got a girl in every town, some towns I got two
My girl in Motown's got a Ronettes tattoo
She won't ask me if I love her, and I won't say I do
I doo-ahh-doo-ahh-doo
Miss Manhattan's got a view of Central Park
And she says I'll always have a place in her heart
Yeah the rent's expensive, but I can't afford to own
I got a girl in every town, but I'm going home alone
My girl in Boulder's got me mounted on her wall
Baltimore's the best, she don't think of me at all
I got twins in DC, but all they do is talk
And talk and talk and talk
So I got drinks with Dallas and I woke up with Ft. Worth
I've eloped with Vegas, it could've been worse
Hell this girl in Nashville tried to call me on the phone
I got a girl in every town but I'm going home alone
Day shift dancers in Daytona Beach
Seminary students who haven't learned a thing
Hope says she'll love me as long as I don't sing
These Southern girls inspire all the songs
From Jolene to Anna Lee to Carol Lynn and on
But I've never met a Scarlett, just Kristi's with a K
Look away, look away, look away
Every girl in every town sees through my routine
Every night's an encore, every day I leave
All the girls in all the towns to boys of their own
I got a girl in every town
And I'm coming (Oh baby I'm coming)
I'm coming home alone
