We Are All Assholes

When my girl makes me dance I look like an asshole

My hips don't move the way they should

I was born to be a dancefloor tragedy

My girl has to drag me to the dancefloor

She thinks that I'm not trying but

the sad truth is it's really all I've got

She says "You're an asshole,

But it's not because of how you dance

It's because you're terrible at listening

You don't like to follow

You're always playing grab-ass while I'm

Trying to get your dumb-ass to make a turn

We are all assholes

We all play our part in this social tragedy

Since we are a bunch of assholes

It's best just to admit it

Cuz you know we aint gonna quit it

Maybe we can become an asshole family

Speaking of assholes

Do you hear the shit your friends and

family are saying every single day

The company about you

Your post makes you at least neck deep a part of the problem too

Try pointing fingers

But buddy I guarantee that when I sang this verse

your friends all thought of you

We are all assholes

We all play our part in this social tragedy

Since we are a bunch of assholes

It's best just to admit it

Cuz you know we aint gonna quit it

Maybe we can become an asshole family!

(internal dialogue for the listener to confess)

We are all (maybe one more time)

We are all assholes

We all play our part in this social tragedy

Since we are a bunch of assholes

It's best just to admit it

Cuz you know we aint gonna quit it

Maybe we can become an asshole family!

You might as well enjoy the ride

Stop blaming it on the other side

So we can become an asshole family!