Wish I Woulda Known

I spend a little too much time at the Krusty Krab And not enough time at home Yeah, I traded flipping burgers with time I can't get back I wish I woulda known I wish I woulda known that Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary Would end up leavin' me all alone Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future And leave me with nowhere to go I wish I, I wish I, I wish I I wish I woulda known Met you in the fields with a net in my hand And a Kelp Shake on my breath Asked you out for a sundae Maybe a dance But damn, I shoulda left you alone I wish I woulda known that Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary Would end up leavin' me all alone Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future And leave me with nowhere to go I wish I, I wish I, I wish I I wish I woulda known Take it away, Squiddy! Okay Stop! Stop! Take it away, Kelpy G! Kickin' with Sandy and doin' karate Would leave me with nobody at home Now you rock with a new man who looks like Pinhead I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known Fishin' for jelly and drinkin' with Gary Would end up leavin' me all alone Weenie Hut Jr's would crumble my future And leave me with nowhere to go I wish I, I wish I, I wish I I wish I woulda known