Cool-Doug, at Night

Maybe he works in finance

Maybe he works that freelance

Nobody really knows

But the man can get down low

Tell ya’ he could really dance

Mysterious background

He shows up and they gather round

The way that he can move

Yeah the way the man can groove

Really it’s world-renowned

(It is world-renowned)

What a hero what a specimen

Ooh, that’s him over there

With the great tie and the great hair

He’s a vision he’s a miracle

He looks great when he’s on camera

(Ahh)

Then as soon as word gets ‘round that he’s in town

He’s on a flight

He’s one disco-dancing fool

I’m talking about cool-Doug, at night

Low-key guy, kinda withdrawn

But when the sun goes down it’s game on

And he can

(Do the hustle, full commit, two backflips into a split)

Going to the break of dawn

So in touch with his emotions

Donates every year to NPR

He’s a day job superstar

He’s a fine upstanding family man

He’s somebody’s favorite son-in-law

(Ahh)

Buying the whole bar a drink and breaking up a fight

He’s one disco-dancing fool

I’m talking about cool-Doug at night

Everybody play it cool

Here comes cool-Doug at night

9 to 5 it’s been a real long week

Blazer jacket, he’s so chic

Most happening place in town

Is watching my man cool-Doug get down

9 to 5 it’s been a real long week

Blazer jacket, he’s so chic

Most happening place in town

Is watching my man cool-Doug get down

He’s the paradigm of neighbourliness

Men and women see him and they sigh

(What a laid-back, stand-up guy)

He’s the patron saint of polyester

Khakis and a polo at the bar

(Ahh)

He’s a show-stopping, white-collar beacon of light

He’s one disco-dancing fool

I’m talking about cool-Doug at night

He’s the legend of the happy hour, man is outta sight

Everybody play it cool here comes cool-Doug at night