Skiing song

I had pork roast for dinner

And three beers

I feel like a python

Who just swallowed a deer

But it seems like there's something I'm not seeing

This is s'posed to be a song about skiing

Well I'm not concerned

Why should I be

I've been on the radio

And I've been on tv

I met my hero

And my hero met me

Things are about as good

As they're ever gonna be

Still it seems like there's something I'm not seeing

This is s'posed to be a song about skiing

Well I've been over the math

A hundred times

Everything works out right

And everything rhymed

Still it seems like there's something I'm not seeing

This is s'posed to be a song about skiing