Santa Drives A Ford

Well I can hear him comin' from a mile away

And them reindeer under that hood oof the buzz that it makes

And I know its cherry red with a little white stripe

But hey Santa what’s it gunna take to buy

I know it's got a lift

Sure got some kick

But now all I want for Christmas is a V8 stick

And I know I’ve been good boy

I mean the best the I can

I’m really trying man

But I didn’t know Santa rolled like that

With a 12’ bed and his bag in the back

And those MPG’s don't run on gas

No they don’t

And I knew he was quick but man that fast

That 0-60 in a Christmas flash

Like nothin' I’d ever seen before

Guess Santa drives a ford

Come on

24th almost midnight

When I hear the handbrake crank and the thud of his might

Drop down in Redwings I know by sound but hey honey

“Santa’s kinda blue collar now”

Cause he’s been working like a dog for 52 weeks

Just to drop off some phones and eating cookies on the daily and

I get it if I was him

I’d wanna see the speed this puppy can give

Cause

I didn’t know Santa rolled like that

With a 12’ bed and his bag in the back

And those MPG’s don't run on gas

No they don’t

And I knew he was quick but man that fast

That 0-60 in a Christmas flash

Like nothin' I’d ever seen before

Guess Santa drives a ford

Yeah he drives a ford

A big souped up 4x4

Like nothing I’d ever seen before

But I knew

That Santa drives a Ford

Hey is this thing for sale