So I’m delivering to this sushi shop in Mornington and every week they get so much rice

You’ve never seen so much rice

And I’m having a bit of a shit one and I try to do it all in one go this day

I’ve got about 200 kilos of rice on this trolley and I’m pushing it up into this car park and it all falls off right at the entrance of the car park

On this slope there

And all these cars are lining up behind me and I’m just throwing it out the way

Then this car pulls up next me and starts rolling their window down

And I’m ready to go

Like if they have a crack at me I’ve just about had enough of it

But this woman just looks me in the eyes and she says Powerball tonight, one hundred million

And then she just drives off