With a straight face you’re gonna tell students that America is so Star

Spangled awesome that we’re the only ones in the world that has freedom

Canada has freedom Japan has freedom the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain

Australia, Belgium has freedom

So two hundred seven sovereign states in the world

Like hundred eighty of them have freedom

And yet you sorority girl just in case you accidentally walk into the Voting booth one day

There’s some things you should know

One of them is there is absolutely no evidence to support the Statement that we’re the greatest

Country in the world

We’re seventh in literacy twenty seventh in math twenty second in Science forty ninth in life expectancy hundred seventieth in infant Mortality third in median household income

Number four in labor force and number four in exports

We lead the world in only three categories

Number of incarcerated citizens per capita number of adults who Believe angels are real

And defense spending where we spend more than the next Twenty six countries

Combined twenty five of which are allies

Now none of this is the fault of our twenty year old college Student

Who you nonetheless are without a doubt a member of the worst Period generation

Period ever period so when you ask what makes us the greatest Country in the world

I don’t know what the f*ck you’re talking about