Lights

Camera

Action

Lights

Camera

Action

Fuck

I have it all planned out. He'll be there quarter to three.

My appearance will be made accordingly.

And when he sees me there, he'll wonder "who is he?"

Someone's gotta set the scene. I guess that someone will be me.

I planned this out for weeks, but he'll think

It's coincidental. Might improvise a bit so it comes off as accidental.

Articulated, calculated, I deserve a medal.

Baby, I deserve a medal.

Calling lights, camera, action. I'm into method acting, on-and-off screen

attraction.

He's so, so bound to catch my coodies.

I never miss a cue see

I'm straight out of the movies, the movies.

Calling lights, camera, action. I'm into method acting, on-and-off screen attraction.

He's so, so bound to catch my coodies.

I never miss a cue see

I'm straight out of the movies, the movies.

I'm the son of Jesus Christ and Marilyn Monroe.

I live for the audience hold applause till after the show. And baby boy, I just want you to play your role

I planned this out for weeks, but he'll think

It's coincidental. Might improvise a bit so it comes off as accidental.

Articulated, calculated, I deserve a medal.

Baby, where's my fucking medal?

Boy, I do my own stunts. Please check the director's cut.

I get whatever I want.

And baby, I'm wanting you.

Oh God, boy, I'm wanting you.

It's coming up on my cue.

Calling lights, camera, action. I'm into method acting, on-and-off screen

attraction.

He's so, so bound to catch my coodies.

I never miss a cue see

I'm straight out of the movies, the movies.

Calling lights, camera, action. I'm into method acting, on-and-off screen attraction.

He's so, so bound to catch my coodies.

I never miss a cue see

I'm straight out of the movies, the movies.

I'm a fucking star, an A-list celebrity. He loves me, and all you cock-hungry bitches

stay mad about it and, like, on-and-off screen.

I don't know what else to say. Cut the fucking cameras.