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Snoring
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Utwór Snoring został wydany 17 lutego 2026 przez Comedy Bar MAX jako część albumu In-Laws & Outlaws
17 lutego 2026
WytwórniaComedy Bar MAX
JęzykEnglish
BPM
Melodyjność
Akustyczność
Valence
Taneczność
Energia

Tekst Utworu

We used to like run to the bed to make love
Now, bless you
Now we used to run to bed to make love
Now we run to bed to try and fall asleep
Before the other starts snoring
You know what I mean?
Life changes, priorities change
Right? Like we, oh my God
Like I was 21 when we first got together
Like tw-, I was young, I was a baby
Like, look, I am 50 year old hot now
But back then I was 21 year old hot
Like I was hot
Like when we were doing it, we could look in the mirror
You know what I mean? With confidence
Not anymore
Now I'm like, "Put your blindfold on"
I'm listening to my murder podcast
Do not leave any DNA
Like he used to be able to lift me
Not now, he's like, "Oh, my back"
He could throw me up
I could triple axel and fucking land that shit
You know what I mean? Like, boom
Not anymore
Now I'm like, "I'm a starfish"
He tries to put me on all fours
I'm like, "Nope, I'm a turtle"
I'm better on my back at this age
It ain't pretty
It's weird, it's weird getting older
And you know, like, like honestly
And look, we've tried stuff over the years
We've tried spicing it up and doing it up
And this and that, we've tried swingers clubs
Anyone? Yeah? No, don't answer
Oh my God, we tried this club
It's closed now, it's called Club Wicked
Right? And the whole bottom floor was just like a disco
And everyone was looking at each other like
"Is it gonna be you tonight?"
And then upstairs was like a full-on sex place
Like an 8-bit orgy room and a one-way mirror room
And donkey stock chairs, people were doing it
And I am just getting shit-faced
I can't handle this at all
I'm just like banging, I'm like, "Ahh"
And like, it was so weird to me, ew
Anyway, but these, then I realized these swingers were very clean people
'Cause they had these huge vats of hand sanitizer everywhere
And I'm like, "Oh my God, these swingers are very clean people"
And then I realized it was fucking lube
I just kept dropping my drink, I'm like, "Oh my God"
My hand was so greasy, I couldn't get out of the place
Written by: Kate Davis
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