I Wish I Could Go Back to College

KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! I wish I could go back to college. In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!" How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore! I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh... I wish I could just drop a class... Or get into a play... KATE MONSTER: Or change my major... Or fuck my T.A. I need an academic advisor to point the way! We could be... Sitting in the computer lab, 4 A.M. before the final paper is due, Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner, And seeing the rest of the class there, too! I wish I could go back to college! How do I go back to college?! AHHHH... I wish I had taken more pictures. But if I were to go back to college, Think what a loser I'd be- I'd walk through the quad, And think "Oh my God..." "These kids are so much younger than me."