Global Warming

The ocean levels are rising The glaciers are melting You know what that means Everything's going swimmingly Global warming - it's hot! Global warming - it's not cool! Global warming it's too warm for school My horse will be a sea horse My cat will be (a sea cat) a cat... fish My dog will be... really wet (eww!) and I will grow some fins (sushi) Global warming - it's hot! Global warming - it's not cool! Global warming it's too warm for school The ozone layer's depleting though that may feel kinda defeating You don't have to worry or at least you won't worry for long (ahh) Global warming - it's hot! Global warming - it's not cool! Global warming it's too warm for school It will be so warm (so nice) We won't have to wear any clothes (we'll be naked) We'll be naked, and make it and make it, and happy, and free Zoe? Yes, Kim? What about the polar bears? Polar bears are already naked They can't take their clothes off... Oh no! The polar bears don't have any clothes They might expire, they might decompose Oh what will we do about those poor polar bears? We can... oh, I know, we'll build them... a freezer. A freezer? Yeah, a freezer! We'll build a freezer for the polar bears We'll build a freezer for the penguins We'll build a freezer for the elephants Oh, a freezer's too cold for elephants That's okay, we'll build them a fridge! We'll build a fridge for the elephants We'll build a fridge for people who really want to wear pants (not us!) We'll build a fridge It'll be so big we'll keep it on mars Everybody! Global warming - it's hot! Global warming - it's not cool! Global warming it's too warm for school If you drive an SUV sing twice as loud! Global warming - it's hot! Global warming - it's not cool! Global warming it's too warm for school