Diarrhea

Well, it's wet like pee. But it smells like poop. When you need a stool sample, you're gonna have to take a scoop. Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. And it shoots out fast when you've got the runs. Then it bounces right back all over your bum! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. If you're pooping in the lake on a fishing trip: Instead of plop, plop, plop, you hear drip, drip, drip. Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. You never know when it's gonna wanna come out of your rear. So always make sure you got a toilet near! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea. You know, diarrhea makes a certain type of person elated. But those are just the ones who are constipated! Oh-aaaaaa-aaaaa, diarrhea.