Dammit Janet

Hey, Janet (yes, Brad?) I've got something to say I really loved the skillful way You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you The road was long, but I ran it (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet) If there's one fool for you, then I am it (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker And there's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad or mediocre Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had (oh, Brad) Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (oh, Brad) That you've met mum, and you know dad (oh, Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad for you too Oh, Brad Oh, dammit I'm mad Oh, Janet For you I love you too There's one thing left to do, and that's Go see the man who began it (Janet) When we met in his science exam-it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic Janet Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you Dammit Janet Oh brad, I'm mad Dammit Janet I love you