Russell Crowe's Band

I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed

I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head

And even if we never get a Billboard top ten hit

At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit

I don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecues

I don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbor Saloon

And even if our paychecks might as well be counterfeit

At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit

At least we know that Russell Crowe's band's a fuckin' pile of shit