Obey the Cowgod

Are you ready to obey the Cowgod?

We live in a country, we can't eat meat

Obey the Cowgod

We live in a country where there is no

There's no Burger Kings

Obey the Cowgod

We live in a country where there is no

There's no McDonald's

Obey the Cowgod

Ah, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey

I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village

And I'm gonna eat all of your food

But you don't care, because I'm a, I'm a sacred cow

Obey the Cowgod

We live in a country where there is no

There's no Beefcake, the Mighty

Obey the Cowgod

We live in a country where there is no

There's no beef by-products

Obey the Cowgod

You, on your knees

You, get on your knees

Where's those two boneheads?

Get on your knees

Hands behind your heads and on your knees

You, on your knees

You, get on your knees, I said, on your knees

Get on your knees and pray to the Cowgod

Eat my burger, for it is my flesh

And drink my milk, for it is my blood

Obey