A Lancashire DJ

Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk Got two turntables and a microphone I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan I know just how fert rock the place Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass In '88 I were on a bender I ended up in the Hacienda The summer of love you had to be there It were all house music, smileys and flares I danced so hard, I split me keks The very next day I bought some decks And ever since that fateful day I've been a Lancashire DJ Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk Got two turntables and a microphone I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan I know just how fert rock the place Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass Now while the wife is baking cakes I'm at the Labour club playing breaks Every Tuesday at the old folks home I play 'em mashups and they never moan I sometimes go down to the vets for a four hour techno Set I've got a PA from me Uncle Harry We'll have a midnight rave at the Cash & Carry Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk Got two turntables and a microphone I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan I know just how fert rock the place Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass Well, I'm always asked for requests I 'ant always got 'em but I do me best Me Aunty mable loves KLF But I 'aft play it loud coz she's half deaf Daft Punk are the favourites of Mr Patel But he'll listen to a little bit of Faithless as well I nearly give me Grandma a heart attack When I crank up the hits from the Basement Jaxx Oh, I'm a DJ and I'll make you dance Wi' a little bit o techno a little bit of trance Play anything that you like from Eric Prydz to Paul van Dyk Got two turntables and a microphone I'll play some house for your Aunty Joan I know just how fert rock the place Wi' a little bit of hardcore Drum and Bass