The Bartender

Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs At all of my jokes when he's drinking Mr. Martini stares He never shares what he's thinking And Ms. Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time That she'll phone me Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers walk past When he's lonely I'm a bartender I pour the drinks Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender Mr. Never-Does-Tip says that none of his kids Ever call home Mrs. Chews-On-Her-Lip tells someone she's at work On her cell phone Mrs. Husband-Just-Died always breaks down and cries On the weekends Just another long night in a bartender's life With some good friends I'm a bartender I pour the drinks Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender