I was sitting at the bar when a girl with a guitar asked if anyone here

Is falling apart with a broken heart, so I wooed and raised my beer

She said, "Baby, there's a place where you'll forget her face

'Cause the ladies are bad to the bone

You gotta head where it's hot and the penny skirts drop

Oh, this is where you gotta go"

A good girl gone, left me for dead

So I hitched my way down the I-10

And I met

A homewrecking honey from New Orleans

10-inch slinger from Tennessee

Real kitty kisser and a Jesus freak like, "Oh, my God"

She's going 'Bama buckwild, and she's giving head

In a sorority where her mama went

Her sweet Georgia peach got me crying out, "Lord, take me now"

Went to the devil with a soul to sell

And ooh damn, I fell

For hell's belles

I was hitting Mississippi sippin' body shots off Britney, and that's when I met MaryJo

She rolled me like a river, she's a giver, bare tits out on a pontoon boat

I said, "Baby, you're fun, but I can't choose one, I need a little time to heal"

She threw back her head and said, "It's a free-for-all down here"

I waved goodbye, onto the next

I hitched my way down the I-10

And I met

I met

A homewrecking honey from New Orleans

10-inch slinger from Tennessee

Real kitty kisser and a Jesus freak like, "Oh, my God"

She's going 'Bama buckwild, and she's giving head

In a sorority where her mama went

Her sweet Georgia peach got me crying out, "Lord, take me now"

A Carolina queen in a pink John Deere

Gulf shores golddigger in cashmere

Her small-town pride and bedroom eyes, like, "Oh, my God"

On a highway to heaven when she's going down

Says "Yes, Ma'am" with that dirty mouth

Her Kentucky cookie got me crying out, "Lord, take me now"

Went to the devil with a soul to sell

And ooh damn, I fell

For hell's belles

Hell, yeah

Hell, yeah

Hell's belles

Hell, yeah

Hell's belles

Hell, yeah

Hell's belles

Hell, yeah

Hell's belles

Hell, yeah

Hell's belles

Hell, yeah