Me Plus One

It's time to tell my story Of a girl I used to know Always cried into her pillow Under pin-ups on the wall She didn't make Italia Conte Didn't get that TV show Then a nice man said he'd help her With a new portfolio Missus B Missus E Missus A-U-T Missus I Missus F-U-L I'm gonna reach the top I ain't ever gonna stop And I'm sure gonna ring your bell Missus D Missus I Missus F-F-I Missus C Missus U-L-T If ever there's a girl That could rock your world Then that girl sure is me (Right!) So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up Feeling good, on top of the pops When you make it me plus one Dress falls down at the aftershow She breaks down on the video Think you'll find it's me plus one Now this wannabe señorita Met a group of likely girls Traded posters and the voxpops For jetting round the world But it didn't make her happy And now she flies alone The wrong pictures in the paper And no one back at home Missus B Missus E Missus A-U-T Missus I Missus F-U-L I'm gonna reach the top I ain't ever gonna stop And I'm sure gonna ring your bell Missus D Missus I Missus F-F-I Missus C Missus U-L-T If ever there's a girl That could rock your world Then that girl sure is me (Right!) So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up Feeling good, on top of the pops When you make it me plus one Dress falls down at the aftershow She breaks down on the video Think you'll find it's me plus one People around you Won't tell you how it is Don't you think it's gone on long enough? Take a look at yourself Get out of the car You know it's time You've got to let it go It's gone Missus B Missus E Missus A-U-T Missus I Missus F-U-L I'm gonna reach the top I ain't ever gonna stop And I'm sure gonna ring your bell Missus D Missus I Missus F-F-I Missus C Missus U-L-T If ever there's a girl That could rock your world Then that girl sure is me (Right!) So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up Feeling good, on top of the pops When you make it me plus one Dress falls down at the aftershow She breaks down on the video Think you'll find it's me plus one So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up Feeling good, on top of the pops When you make it me plus one Dress falls down at the aftershow She breaks down on the video Think you'll find it's me plus one