Santa Stole My Lady

My friends wanna know how it came to be that Oooh, this holiday don't mean nothing to me Cause I caught Santa under my tree He was flirting with my honey Trying to take her from me Hey, don't be fooled by these fairy tales Watch out or he could do this to someone else He took my girl and he made me cry And that's the way I'm thinking about Christmas time Oh, oh, oh I wasn't dreaming, can't believe I woke up to my woman kissing Santa, not me Before I could reach him, even think He swooped away my honey out the chimney sweep Hey, don't be fooled by these fairy tales Watch out or he could do this to someone else He took my girl and he made me cry And that's the way I feel about Christmas time Ooohhhh You better hide your mistletoa Break out your firehose, oh Fellas hold your ladies close Or before you know You'll be all alone You'll be all alone