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Security Guard
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Utwór Security Guard został wydany 1 lipca 2007 przez Arrogant Worms jako część albumu Beige
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AlbumBeige
Data wydania1 lipca 2007
WytwórniaArrogant Worms
Melodyjność
Akustyczność
Valence
Taneczność
Energia
BPM77

Teledysk

Teledysk

Kredyty

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms
Songwriter

Tekst Utworu

He struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure
That chicks dig a guy in uniform
Grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket
The smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it
Couldn't be a real cop without the mental wherewithal
So he's busting heads down at the shopping mall
Security guard, mr security guard
Always wanted to be authorized personnel
He can go through this door and that door as well
He's limiting the loitering and breaking up brouhahas
He controls your access to santa claus
His keys jingle jangle as they hang from his belt
For his lunch his mom dropped off a tuna melt
For security guard, mr security guard
Crisis in the food court, but first he's gotta take a whiz
Even though he's inside he's wearing sunglasses
Sign says floor is slippery and man, it sure is
Watch your step, security guard
Just checked the bathrooms and the food court's secure
Time to hit on the girls at the vitamin store
They might remember him as the high school football star
Now he's that guy with the neon lights underneath his car
Stands around with the other guards comparing flashlights
'put a quarter in that horsey kid. theres no free rides'
Security guard
Wash my car
Put down that cigar
You're not george peppard
Security guard
Written by: Arrogant Worms
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