Chinese Children

If I lived in China I'd have some Chinese children If I lived in China I'd have some Chinese children Well out of my toes my little black baby grows And that's my fact Well if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children Yeah if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children Well if I lived in China, if I lived in China, uh huh Well out of my ears my little black baby hears And that's my fact Now if I lived in Russia, I'd have some Chinese children If I lived in Prussia, I'd have some Chinese children Well if I lived in India, they'd still be Chinese children uh huh And out my toes my little blue baby grows And that's another fact Now if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children Yeah if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children Yeah if I lived in Ireland, if I lived in Ireland, uh huh Well if I lived in Spainland, they'd still be Chinese children And if I lived in Greeceland, they'd still be Chinese children But out of my thumbs my little red baby runs And that's another fact, an unchanging fact Now if I lived in my land, which I do, I'd still have Chinese children And if I lived in Iceland, I'd still have Chinese children Well if I lived in Greenland, I'd still have Chinese children uh huh But out of my ears my little gray baby hears And that's my fact Well if I lived in Thailand, I'd have some Chinese children Well if I lived in Japan, I'd still have Chinese children If I lived in this land, if I lived in that land, uh huh And up from my lungs and standing on my tongue My little blue baby sung Yeah if I lived in Brooklyn, I'd still have Chinese children Yeah if I lived in Oakland, they'd still be Chinese children Oh if I was an Injun yeah, if I was an Injun, uh huh Whatever I do they're Chinese through and through, uh huh Well I got Chinese children