Montage (In Three Parts): Montage, Pt. 1: Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

Hello twelve Hello thirteen Hello love Changes, oh! Down below Up above Time to doubt To break out It's a mess It's a mess Time to grow Time to go Adolesce Adolesce Too young to take over Too old to ignore Gee, I'm almost ready But what for? There's a lot I am not certain of Hello twelve, hello thirteen Hello love Four foot ten, four foot ten That's the story of my life I remember when everybody was my size Boy, was that great! But then everybody started moving up! And there I was Stuck at four foot ten, four foot ten But I kept hoping and praying I used to hang from a parallel bar by the hour Hoping I'd stretch just an inch more 'Cause I was into dancing then, and I was good And I wanted so much to grow up to be a prima ballerina Then I went out for cheerleader! And they told me No dice! You'd get lost on the football field Them pom poms are bigger than you! I spent my whole childhood waiting to grow Tits When am I gonna grow tits? Secrets My whole life was a secret Goodbye twelve Goodbye thirteen Hello love (Robert Goulet, Robert Goulet, my God, Robert Goulet!) Oh, down below Up above (Playing doctor with Evelyn) La la la (I'll show you mine) La la (you show me yours) La la (seeing Daddy naked) Time to grow Time to go (Surprise!) La la la Mom and Dad were doin' it