You guys think you're so fucking cool 'cause you're in Faster P-P-P-Pussy-Pussy-Pussy-Pussy-Pussy-Pussycat

You guys might have gone gold

But have you gone platinum, platinum, platinum?

I don't think so

When was the last time your video was on TV?

Hey, we just done slapped a dick across their head and gave 'em a big ol' welt

I never said that I slept with you on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show

But I think you should remember what did indeed occur

I was wondering if, uh, the shit that was said on the

Sally Jesse Raphael Show was true

'Cause, boy, they were two ugly bitches

Tinsel town Hollywood queer

You are my, you are my dream man

You are my idol

Please call me

I don't think so

You guys have no musical integrity

You have no musical ability

You got some lipstick I can borrow?

Don't get choked sucking off your band members' cocks

You fuckin' cheese puff faggot

You got some lipstick I can borrow?

Fuckin', fuckin' little faggot users

Cram it in, balls and all

I don't think so

Faster Pussycat? They suck

I happen to think that you're all a bunch of cum guzzling prick dripping assholes

Faster Pussycat is god

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I don't think so