(Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Trump!)
I never get what I want to get for Christmas
Just more time to reflect on how fucked the world is
When all I want is for Kim Jong Un
To solve all my problems with a nuclear bomb!
I never hear what I want to hear on Christmas
Just more whining about how commercialized it all is
But guess what you dumb fucking capitalist
You can't put a price on love so here's more shit
I never see what I want to see on Christmas
Where's all that peace and love we were promised?
Instead I gotta see Dolt 45, telling me how lucky I am to be alive in
The worst of all possible timelines
(If I could just get what I want just this fuckin' once)
All I really want is for Kim Jong Un
To solve all my problems with a nuclear bomb!
All I want is for Kim Jong Un
To solve all my problems with a nuclear bomb!
Tonight
