MY DICK

E-e-every time I look at my dick, dick, dick, dick

Call me on the dog and bone

All you yanks, that's telephone

Here, have a look, just have a butcher's

Northern Mancky, cock munchers

My dick's bigger than your brother

Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother

My dick's bigger than Wales

And your dick's smaller than a motherfucking snail

Ma bite mec

Ça monte jusqu'a la tour

Ta bite mec

Ça voit même pas le jour

My dick like the Mississippi river

My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a big dick

And every time I look at your dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a small dick

E-e-every time I look at my dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a big dick

And every time I look at your dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a small dick

Yeah, dawg, it's motherfucking Kid Cuisine

My dick gets bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh, you can swish it like Listerine

Your dick look like Adam Levine

My dick like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your dick is small like Frodo

Young butt fucker in this motherfucker

Place looking right in this motherfucker

Big dick Clark in this motherfucker

Dick look like a fucking Nutter Butter

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

Dick so big, gotta cause alarm

Dick so big that it bought the farm

Your dick's like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing things bigger than the big bang

Your dick don't got no name

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames

Ving-Ving, Ving-Ving-Ving Rhames

Rhames, Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a big dick

And every time I look at your dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a small dick

E-e-every time I look at my dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a big dick

And every time I look at your dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a small dick

Your dick's growing mold

My dick shines like gold

Your dick's like the Pope

My dick don't get old

Every morning I wake up and cry

It's too much dick for one guy

But if I donated my shit to science

Motherfucker'll start a riot

E-e-every time I look at my dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a big dick

And every time I look at your dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a small dick

E-e-every time I look at my dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a big dick

That's a big dick

And every time I look at your dick

I'm like, holy shit, that's a small dick

That's a small dick