My Bacon Roll

I never got the elbow Just telling you Before you go Only telling you Just so you know I never got the elbow I slung it in Had it up to here I just pulled the pin Went and had a beer I used to love a bit of folding Just for getting by A wad of cash Now that's out of date And so am I As pie and mash S'cuse me, s'cuse me Have you got my roll? My roll? My bacon roll? The time they took us bowling What was that about? I thought what a joke I just went out And had a smoke Then the white water rafting Just some know-it-all With the new regime There to show us all How to build a team He says what do you think we're doing? I said don't ask me I've no idea They all laughed at that That was pretty funny actually S'cuse me, s'cuse me Have you got my roll? My roll? My bacon roll? Have you got my roll? My roll? My bacon roll? I could order you a toastie Just like that one there Or the same in plain white bread When you're dealing with a toastie What do you prefer Brown or red? I never got the elbow Just telling you Before you go Only telling you Just so you know