Jesus Is My Girlfriend

Look at my hands Theyre all over you My rusty nails stuck to you like glue My arms around you Like audio tape Got a little red horn hidden underneath this cape It's not dirty It's not rude I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude It's not filthy It's not lewd I wanna be famous just so I can get sued Guess who's my girlfriend Yeah, it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend Wanna know who my boyfriend is No, nought out of ten Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend, Jesus is my girlfriend It's not drink It's not food It's a man in a shuttle with a tube I can't fly, so what, I can't cook Can't even catch a tune with a hook I've been to Hong Kong And South Dakota In a little wood plane Without a motor Got a girl in bed When I took it further Where, Jamaica? No, I coaxed her, ha, ha! It's not dirty Its not rude I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude It's not filthy It's not lewd I wanna get famous just so I can get sued I love her My girlfriend I love her My girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend Jesus is my girlfriend