Whiskey Drinkin' Woman

Close up the bar

And close the gates of the prairie

She's out there every night

Man, she sure ain't drinkin' tea

I love that woman

She's the best one that I had

But she's got this habit now

And it sure it gettin' bad

That whiskey drinkin' woman

Is makin' a poor man outta me

She's got bottles in the kitchen

Even got them in my bed

Most times I see her now

She's three parts out her head

Don't know where I went wrong

I sure try to treat her right

But it sure upsets me

Seein' her juiced up every night

That whiskey drinkin' woman

Is makin' a poor man out of me

Help me solve this problem

Won't you help me find the key?

The way that things are goin'

Have to buy the distillery

She just stands there smilin'

With a whiskey in each hand

Got to think of something

Don't know how much I can stand

Whiskey drinkin' woman

Is makin' a poor man outta me

Got to get myself together

Start workin' somethin' out

Maybe if I tried some booze

I'd know what it's about

I love that woman

She's the best one that I had

She's got this habit now

It sure is gettin' bad

Whiskey drinkin' woman

Is makin' a poor man outta me