Teenage Dream

Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Surprise, surprise, the boys are home

My guardian angel's rung down my telephone

The heat's on, mister, can't you hear them scream?

Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

The curfew comes at the crack of night

The sad old wino aches to dissipate the fright

A jet junk jiver speeds past in his machine

But whatever happened to the teenage dream?

A broken god from a musty world

Sweetly mouth touched an onyx girl

His prison bars were very hard to clean

But whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Do it, do it, do it to me, babe

Do it to me, babe

Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief

Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth

But all was lost when her mouth turned green

Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Silver Surfer and the ragged kid

Are all sad and rusted, boy, they don't have a gig

Believe me, Pope Paul, my toes are clean

Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Now black is black, and white is white

Some go to Heaven and some get it light

Nobody disapproved but his wicked screams

Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

I'm talking teenage to you, woman

Yeah, I'm talking to you

Play them blues to me, boy

Ride off