I Am the Walrus (feat. Mike Harrison)

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly, I'm cryin

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy

Let your face grow long

I am the egg man

We are the egg men

I am the walrus

Mister city policeman sitting pretty

Little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run, I'm cryin'

Yellow matter custard

Drippin' from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

Let your knickers down

I am the egg man

Oh, I'm the egg man

Yeah, I am  the walrus

Oh

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come and get you tan

From standin' in the English rain

I am the egg man

We are the egg men

I am a walrus

Yeah

Expert texpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs from the sky

See how they snide

I'm cryin'

Semolina pilchards climbin' up the Eiffel Tower

Parliamentary penguins singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should've seen them kickin' Edger Allen Poe

I am the egg man

We are the egg men

Oh, I am the Walrus

Yeah, yeah