Failure Face

You never do anything right

You never put anything in its place

No wonder everyone calls you

Failure Face

You're so impossibly dumb

In history books your name they'll erase

Or else they're bound to call you

Failure Face

F-A-I-L-U-R-E, E

Spells failure, failure

Failure Face

And in the race to be stupid

You've set a brand-new kind of pace

No wonder everyone calls you

Failure Face

Well, in the race to be stupid

You've set a brand-new kind of pace

Please let me christen you, Charlie

Failure Face

You know, your nose is so low, you can use it for a golf ball