Don't Know How to Party

I've heard all the stories, the failure and glories

I haven't had either

Boast and toast I'm the best and I'm a mess

I know I'm not neither

Thought I was down as far as any man could go

Thought my highs were giant size

I know now that's not so

I know you heard, know your heard, know you heard

Don't believe a word, not a word

One word

It's been overblown, the truth should be known

Till now I couldn't see

Put my card on the table while I'm still able

I guess I really don't know how to party

It's blown out of whack, the truth is what's lackin'

Till now I couldn't see

The long and the short I'd like to report

I guess I really don't know how to party

Really don't by any shape or form

Whether straight up in the sunshine or passed out in a storm

Don't know how but now I know I don't

Will it help me out? No, it probably won't

Ten and nine ain't no hero number one

At bad behavior

Five, four, three, two, one, not zero

Don't go countin' on a stranger

I was playin' it safe when I'd fall on my face

Entertainment was what I was after

Harmless fun, no damage done

I was out and about for the laughter

Thought I was somethin', really somethin'

No one was gonna touch

Ace in the place, kingpin of  sin

I didn't know too much

Don't believe everything you've heard (Oh, yeah, you heard)

Don't believe a solitary word (Don't believe a word, no way)

It's been overblown, the truth should be known

Till now I couldn't see

Put my card on the table while I'm still able

I guess I really don't know how to party

Really don't by any shape or form

Whether straight up in the sunshine or passed out in the storm

Don't know how but now I know I don't

Will it help me out? No, it probably won't

I don't have a notion and I don't have a clue

(Don't believe everything you've heard)

And I don't believe in anything, where to start or what to do

(Don't believe a solitary word)

The foggiest, the faintest, the slightest, I ain't got

(Don't believe everything you've heard)

Will it help me out? No, it probably won't

(Don't believe a solitary word)