If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium

If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium If it's Wednesday this must be Rome If it's Thursday this must be Montrose I fear I never wanna go home If this is London why ain't it raining? The sun is shining on St. Paul's dome If this is real then I must be dreaming Can't wait to tell the folks back home Can't wait to tell the folks back home If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium If it's Wednesday this must be Rome If it's Thursday this must be Montrose I fear I never wanna go home I fear I never wanna go home