Band In a Van

Get on the road, pedal up the gas No time for goin' slow, she drives us hard and fast 'Til her wheels come off, 'til her paint peels off Tattooed road-warrior, she never gets enough She's a part of the show Oh, sweet home away from home We eat, sleep, pee in a can just to play for our fans She's a rock n' roll van She's our band van, looks like a burrito exploded Band van, someone must be gassy and bloated Band van, smells like a cage at the zoo Band van, we zapped a roadie in there too Band van, drums, guitars and clothes everywhere Band van, look! I found somebody's hair Band van, she drives like she's one of us Band van, she's the rockin' Weasel tour bus We're rockin' out all across the land You meet some weirdoes when you're living in a van Then a tire falls off, or you run out of gas We're gonna need that carpool lane to get us there fast She makes the Weasel go She gets us to the show She may not look very glam, but have you seen our fans? Still, she's a rock n' roll van She's our band van, looks like a burrito exploded Band van, someone must be gassy and bloated Band van, smells like a cage at the zoo Band van, we zapped a roadie in there too Band van, drums, guitars and clothes everywhere Band van, look! I found somebody's hair Band van, she drives like she's one of us Band van, she's the rockin' weasel tour bus We eat, sleep, pee in a can just to play for our fans She's a rock n' roll van She's our band van, looks like a burrito exploded Band van, someone must be gassy and bloated Band van, smells like a cage at the zoo Band van, we zapped a roadie in there too Band van, drums, guitars and clothes everywhere Band van, look! I found somebody's hair Band van, she drives like she's one of us Band van, she's the rockin' Weasel tour bus