If I Only Had the Nerve

Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy When you're born to be a sissy Without the vim and verve But I could change my habits Never more be scared of rabbits If I only had the nerve I'm afraid there's no denying I'm just an awful dandy-lion A fate I don't deserve But I could show my prowess Be a lion, not a mouse If I only had the nerve Oh I'd be in my stride A king down to the core Oh I roar the way I never roared before And then I'd rrwuff And roar some more I would show the dinosaurus Who's king around the forus A king they's better serve And with my regal beezer I could be another ceaser If I only had the nerve I'd be brave as a blizzard I'd be gentle as a lizard I'd be clever as a gizzard If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve? Then I'm sure to get a brain A heart, a home, the nerve We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz We hear that he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz was there If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because, because Of the wonderful things he does We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz