First Penis I Saw (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)

I've thought about him for so long Those memories are crystal clear I was so young, he was so big and strong I can't believe that he's right here I was such an innocent girl When we first met He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world So how could I ever forget? The first penis I saw (First penis, very first penis) (First penis), very first penis I saw (First penis, very first penis, penis) First penis, very first penis I saw And of all the penises I've seen His had the biggest impact And by that what I mean is it really made me drop my jaw 'Cause it was the very first penis I saw A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants And just generally kinda rubbed it But that night I decided to take a chance I took it out, and he really seemed to love it I didn't know what to do next I didn't have that part planned He said, "Let me show you some basic moves" And then he took my hand And taught me all about the First penis, very first penis First penis, very first penis I saw First penis, very first penis, penis First penis, very first penis I saw Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest In terms of penis, I was really the greenest I was in total awe Of the very first penis I saw I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness Everything about it seemed quite ingenious I couldn't find a single flaw In the first penis Very first penis Very first penis I saw