Pretend to Be Nice

Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes And says, "It looks like your wearing some kind of disguise Because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied I hope that you got that shirt at half-price" And every word I say falls flat on the floor I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before And I don't think that I can take it no more He's driving me right out my front door Why do you what you do to me, baby? Shakin' my confidence, drivin' me crazy You know if I could, I'd do anything for you Please don't ignore me, 'cause you know I adore you Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice Well, everything in my life would be alright Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh, ooh And I try so hard just to figure him out But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about And then he falls asleep on the living room couch With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out Then he disappears for a week at a time And then he shows up, just like everything's fine I don't get what goes on in his mind But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines Why do you what you do to me, baby? Shakin' my confidence, drivin' me crazy You know if I could, I'd do anything for you Please don't ignore me, 'cause you know I adore you Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice Well, everything in my life would be alright Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh, ooh Why do you what you do to me, baby? Shakin' my confidence, drivin' me crazy You know if I could, I'd do anything for you Don't mean to bore you, 'cause you know I adore you Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice Well, everything in my life would be alright Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice Well, everything in my life would be alright, alright Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice Well, everything in my life would be alright, alright Can't you just pretend to be nice? Could you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice Well, everything in my life would be alright, alright