Hooker With A Penis

I met a boy wearing Vans

501s and a dope Beastie tee

Nipple rings and new tattoos

That claimed that he was OGT

Back from '92

From the first E.P.

And in between sips of Coke

He told me that he thought we were selling out

Laying down, sucking up to the man

Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy

Before you point your finger

You should know that I'm the man

I'm the man and you're the man

And he's the man as well

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass

All you know about me is what I've sold you

Dumb fuck

I sold out long before you'd ever heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record

Dip shit

And then you bought one

I've got some advice for you, little buddy

Before you point your finger

You should know that I'm the man

If I'm the fucking man, then you're the fucking man as well

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass

All you know about me's what I've sold you, dumb fuck

I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name

I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit

And then you bought one

All you read and wear or see and

Hear on TV is a product

Begging for your fatass, dirty dollar

(Shut up and)

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