Safety Training

My life Oh, my life Everything's wrong The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression Dwight, you ignorant slut My head is in such pain and turmoil This is about doing and not thinking And that is why I am going to jump off this roof Bale 'er I hardly knew her I, Braveheart I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I am Okay, you know what You're making it sound kinda lame So skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff Like sometimes computers can explode Can they not Bale 'er I hardly knew her I, Braveheart I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I am I saved a life, my own Am I a hero I really can't say But, yes I, Braveheart I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I, Braveheart I am I, Braveheart I am